Kids Quotes HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?

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HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they
don't get up for at least an hour." Wendy, age 8

"Mooshy...like puppy dogs...except puppy dogs don't wag their tails
nearly as much." Arnold, age 10

"All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together
in the dark." Shem, age 8

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has
freckles too." Andrew, age 6

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do
with how you smell...that's why perfume and deodorant is so popular."
Mae, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but
the rest of it isn't supposed to be painful." Manuel, age 8

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." John, age 9

"If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want
to do it. It takes too long." Glenn, age 7

ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family,
it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." Anita, age 8

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome as
anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." Brian, age 7

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a lifetime."
Christine, age 9

REFLECTIONS ON THE NATURE OF LOVE

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty
good too." Greg, age 8

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid
good money for them." Gavin, age 8

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the
aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." John, age 9