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How Do You Fit Twenty Pakistanis In A Tyre? Tell Them It's A Flat.
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How do you fit twenty Pakistanis in a tyre?
Tell them it's a flat.
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Cannon's Comment: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
How do you get them out? With a straw!
