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• To help telecom-sters clarify just how humorous their postings are intended to be, here is a collection of the many faces of humor, emoticon-style.
  emoticon: n. a figure created with the symbols on a keyboard that is read with the head tilted to the left....
• Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and wonderful phone features available now.
  None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
• Cannon's Comment: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
• My favorite that I have heard as an answering machine message is also >from this movie.
  My friend recorded the section that goes something like...
• Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
• Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House 10.
  Ask Hillary, "So which number mistress are you?" 9....
• Ten Other Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House 10.
  Ask Hillary, "So which number mistress are you?" 9....
• You tell 'em, Cemetery, You are so grave.
• You tell 'em, Cucumber, I've been pickled.