Support a lawyer-- become a doctor.
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- Lawyer: Did you say the plaintiff was shot in the woods?
Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region... - Old friends, one a doctor and the other a lawyer, bump in to each other
on the French Riviera after having seen each other in 20 years.
Doctor: "What brings you here?" Lawyer: "I'm on a month... - A lawyer and his brother, a doctor, were hunting. A mountain lion
jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The doctor asked, "What should we do?" The lawyer... - Support the
Bottom... - Become a
subgenius... - There is no better way to exercise the imagination than the study
of the law.
No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer... - Two young lawyers decide to get married. They go off on their honey moon
and when asked by their friends how it was,
they smile and say it was nice. When pressed about... - A lawyer, doctor and priest were on an airplane over the ocean.
The plane went down and the only survivors were those...
From the same category:
- When you don't enforce laws,
write more... - Bug-free programs -
rare as Rocking Horse manure... - I
... - Coming soon:
Netware for... - Cats are people with
fur and...
