Old friends, one a doctor and the other a lawyer, bump in to each other
on the French Riviera after having seen each other in 20 years.
Doctor: "What brings you here?"
Lawyer: "I'm on a month-long vacation. You?"
Doctor: "Same here! How did you swing it?"
Lawyer: "Remember those warehouses I purchased way back? They burned down,
so I'm here on the insurance proceeds. How about yourself?"
Doctor: "Amazing! Well, that real estate I bought years ago was flooded,
so I'm also here on the insurance proceeds!"
Lawyer, intently: "How do you start a flood?"
on the French Riviera after having seen each other in 20 years.
Doctor: "What brings you here?"
Lawyer: "I'm on a month-long vacation. You?"
Doctor: "Same here! How did you swing it?"
Lawyer: "Remember those warehouses I purchased way back? They burned down,
so I'm here on the insurance proceeds. How about yourself?"
Doctor: "Amazing! Well, that real estate I bought years ago was flooded,
so I'm also here on the insurance proceeds!"
Lawyer, intently: "How do you start a flood?"
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