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• Lawyer: Did you say the plaintiff was shot in the woods?
  Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. ==...
• Old friends, one a doctor and the other a lawyer, bump in to each other on the French Riviera after having seen each other in 20 years.
  Doctor: "What brings you here?" Lawyer: "I'm on a month-long vacation....
• A lawyer and his brother, a doctor, were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
  The doctor asked, "What should we do?" The lawyer said, "I'm gonna run for it!...
• Support the Bottom.
• Become a subgenius.
• There is no better way to exercise the imagination than the study of the law.
  No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth....
• Two young lawyers decide to get married. They go off on their honey moon and when asked by their friends how it was, they smile and say it was nice.
  When pressed about how it was for them "their first time" they both get a puzzled look on their face....
• A lawyer, doctor and priest were on an airplane over the ocean.
  The plane went down and the only survivors were those three....