Some Days You Get Bear; Some Days Bear Get You
Some days you get bear; some days bear get you
Some days you feel like a bug - other days like a windshield.
Life is a s--t sandwich and on bad days you get no bread.
And sometimes the bear eats you.
Two dogs walking through the woods, both get caught in bear traps.
One dog says, "We need to chew off a leg to get loose....
The 3 bears The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.
Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with....
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted with a huge, mean bear.
In all his fears, his attempt to shot the bear was unsuccessful....
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydra
A Religious Bear In the middle of a forest, there was a camper who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.
In his fear, all he could do was run as fast as he could....
An Atheist... A self professed Atheist, hiking in the woods ran across a bear that begins to chase him.
When he cannot get away from the bear, running, he falls and the bear approaches....