And Sometimes The Bear Eats You.
And sometimes the bear eats you.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
Sorry. We don't serve bears here" said the bartender....
A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar.
The bear asks again and is again told, "We don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar....
This koala bear flys in from Austrailia to visit his friends in New York.
His friends take him out to a house of ill repute for a night of wild abandon....
Some days you get bear; some days bear get you
Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'
What do you get when you cross a Chinaman with a Frenchman? A Frenchman who eats your laundry.
You all know about the 2 Pollacks that went bear-hunting?
They saw a sign in the road that said "Bear Left", so they turned around and went home......
Never invest in anything that eats.