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• Some days you get bear; some days bear get you
• Well, shit.. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
  You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains....
• Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY??
• Shit! Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
  Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language....
• ...and then on other days it just rains.
• Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes a windshield
• A Group Of Smart Blondes... Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink.
  They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, "51 days!...
• Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydra
• It should be noted by people wishing to play practical jokes, that some people take them dead seriously.
  Such people tend to escalate the level of jokes by a couple of magnitudes....