Some Days You Feel Like A Bug - Other Days Like A Windshield.
Some days you feel like a bug - other days like a windshield.
Some days you get bear; some days bear get you
Well, shit.. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains....
Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY??
Shit! Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language....
...and then on other days it just rains.
Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes a windshield
A Group Of Smart Blondes... Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink.
They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, "51 days!...
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydra
It should be noted by people wishing to play practical jokes, that some people take them dead seriously.
Such people tend to escalate the level of jokes by a couple of magnitudes....