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Kid: "Mommy, Mommy, I Don't Want Hamburgers!" Mommy
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Kid: "Mommy, mommy, I don't want hamburgers!"
Mommy: "Shut up and put your hand back in the meat grinder!"
Related:
"Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!" "Shut up and keep swimming...&quo
Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to eat by candlelight!" "Shut up or I'll scrape the wax out of the other ear.
"Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate ...
Mommy, Mommy, I hate olives!" "Shut up or I'll scrape your other eye out!
Mommy, mommy, why is Daddy running down the street?" -- "Shut up and reload.
Mommy, mommy, I don't like drag racing!" "Shut up and hang on to the bumper ...
Mommy, mommy...I don't wanna see Grandma." "Shut up and keep digging.
Mommy, mommy...I don't wanna make cookies." "Shut up and get in the oven.
