Mommy, Mommy, I Hate Olives!" "Shut Up Or I'll Scrape Your Other Eye Out!

Mommy, Mommy, I Hate Olives!" "Shut Up Or I'll Scrape Your Other Eye Out!

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Mommy, Mommy, I hate olives!"
"Shut up or I'll scrape your other eye out!"

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