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• I HIT YOU, TREE" Sung to the tune of "I got you babe", by Sonny & Cher Mike
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• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
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• Dead rabbit I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
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• Pointing to the bear rug on his den floor, a hunter told a friend, "I got this one in Canada.
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• "Oh, Sir," she protested, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.&quo