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• Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
• Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  ** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
• One Liners 1. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse....
• What did Saddam's mother say when asked if he could lick the bowl?
  Just flush it like everybody else does....
• Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
• Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....