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• Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
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• POOPIE Ghost Poopie the kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there are no poopies in the toilet.
  Clean Poopie the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet but there is nothing on the toilet paper....
• THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
  There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
• HaHa What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?
  You don't know? So you're the one!...
• Q. Whats the -height- of nerve? A. Shitting on someone's doorstep, then ringing the bell and asking for toilet paper.
• Soviet lotto jackpot features toilet paper" (various sources) MOSCOW - A lottery in the Ukranian city of Stakhanov didn't top the $
  115 million jackpot offered last week in Pennsylvania, but the winners seemed happy with their prize...
• Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.