Ghost Poopie the kind where you feel the poopie come out, but
there are no poopies in the toilet.
Clean Poopie the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
toilet but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie the kind where you wipe your butt fifty times
and it feels unwiped, so you have to put some
toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie it happens when you're done poopie-ing and
you've pulled your pants up to your knees and
you realize that you have have to poopie some
more.
Pop a Vein in Your Head Poopie
the kind where you strain so much that you
almost have a stroke.
Richard Simmons Poopie
you poopie so much that you lose thirty pounds
Lincoln Log Poopie the kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid
to flush without breaking it into little pieces
with the toilet brush.
Gasey Poopie it's so noisy everyone within earshot is
giggling.
Corn Poopie (self-explanatory)
Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie
it's the kind where you want to poopie, but all
you do is sit on the toilet, cramp and fart a
little.
Spinal Tap Poopie that's when it hurts so bad coming out, you'd
swear it was leaving sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (the power dump) the kind that comes out of your
butt so fast your butt cheeks get splash with
water.
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