If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it!
Related:
- What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion... - The telephone will ring when
you are... - ring ring", "ring, ring"
"Hello"
"Hello, is that Mr Cord?"
"Yes"
"Can I talk to Spinal please?"
"Who?"
"Spinal,
is he there?" "There's nobody here by that name" "Well... - Please phrase your questions in the form of an
answer..... - Things you never hear people say:
Please saw my legs off... - Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water... - Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer... - Calling Technical Support....
Ring... Ring... Ring.
Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring.....
From the same category:
- I echomail
... - Your mileage
may vary... - C:\DOS C
\DOS\RUN C... - Sorry,
out of taglines but more coming on the next barge... - If you think talk is cheap,
talk to a lawyer...
