"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -- Yoda
Related:
- I don't have no grammar difficulties.
- How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they didn't have light bulbs back then!!!!! How many Founding Fathers does it take to change a light bulb?... - Scene: My girlfriend and I are in a restaurant, and a strikingly
attractive woman walks by.
) Girlfriend: Would you date her? Me: Ummm...1958?... - Beware the grammar / Spelling Gestapo.
- 5 out of 4 people have trouble with statistics.
- If it has tits or tires, you'll have trouble with it.
- If it has TITS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
- If it has CHIPS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
- If it has TITS or TIRES, You're gonna have trouble

