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• At a party, the hostess served a politician a cup of punch and told him it was spiked.
  Next, she served some to a minister. "I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips," he proclaimed....
• A Senator, a clergyman, and a Boy Scout were passengers in a small plane that developed engine trouble.
  The pilot announced, "We'll have to bail out. Unfortunately, there are only three parachutes....
• Good for you! Here's a real Aggie joke, not just a Polish joke or some such that's had a few words replaced.
  Hope you enjoy it: There was once a very very stupid farmer in Texas....
• Hear about the Pole who bought a Trans-Am? It took him a month to realize he could drive at night.
• There was a cannibal walking through the jungle and he came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.
  Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu Broiled Missionary $...
• SONNY BONO Q: And why did Sonny Bono ski into the tree?
  ?... A: It's always been a good political move to keep up with the Kennedys....
• It was Johnny's turn for "Show & Tell". When the teacher asked him what he brought, Johnny held up a Thermos.
  The teacher wasn't sure where this was leading, but asked him why his Thermos was so special....