There was a cannibal walking through the jungle and he came upon a restaurant
opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked
over the menu
Broiled Missionary $25.00
Fried Explorer $35.00
Baked Politician $100.00
The customer called the cook over and asked "why such a price difference
for the politician?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"
opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked
over the menu
Broiled Missionary $25.00
Fried Explorer $35.00
Baked Politician $100.00
The customer called the cook over and asked "why such a price difference
for the politician?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"
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