At a party, the hostess served a politician a cup of punch and told him it
was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. "I would rather commit
adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips," he proclaimed. Overhearing this,
the politician poured his punch back and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. "I would rather commit
adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips," he proclaimed. Overhearing this,
the politician poured his punch back and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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