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• Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
• I called up the local auto club this morning to ask for a map of Colorado.
  The receptionist who answered the phone asked me to spell my last name, and then my first name....
• A waiter goes up to a bloke in the restaurant to take his order.
  The guy at the table says "I'd like the fried lobster, with french fries and broccoli....
• There once was a Jewish mother, whose son came home one day and announced to his mother that he was marrying a Christian and would become a Christian and no longer be a Jew.
  His Mom was horrified and went to see her friend....
• A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.
  He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas....
• Stealth Condom: She won't even feel it coming!
• Heard a wonderful news report on the radio today: Seems that there are some folks, somewhere in the U.
  S., who are passing bank checks which are chemically treated so that several hours after they've been passed they self destruct....
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoint, ie on an ASCII machine) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..). It's multiple choice, and if you sort the letters (with upper and lower case disjoint) questions and answers will come out next to each other....