I called up the local auto club this morning to ask for a map of Colorado.
The receptionist who answered the phone asked me to spell my last name, and
then my first name.
Me: "D-A-V-I-D."
Her: "Was the first letter 'D' as in David or 'B' as in boy?"
With a mind like that, she could be designing rocket boosters for Morton-
Thiokol.
The receptionist who answered the phone asked me to spell my last name, and
then my first name.
Me: "D-A-V-I-D."
Her: "Was the first letter 'D' as in David or 'B' as in boy?"
With a mind like that, she could be designing rocket boosters for Morton-
Thiokol.
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