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• Australian Joke This Australian truck driver is looking for a long distance driving job in Adelaide.
  He gets offered a job driving a load of bowling balls to Darwin....
• My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted - SW
• Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
• When you were aborted not too long ago, You must have been the cutest thing.
  I can see you perched on some museum shelf. Just sitting there forever, And never decaying....
• Here are some lessons leaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers.
  Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money....
• Herewith ten easy lessons gleaned from the experiences of a number of would-be robbers.
  ... 1) PICK THE RIGHT BACK - You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money....
• Massachusetts Driving Rules: ** A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people you can cut in front of in line by passing on the right.
  You lose face if you hit any of the orange construction barrels....
• Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!