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• Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.
• I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember.
  I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself....
• Avoid polysyllabification!
• Hear me now and believe me later...
• Darwin never drove in rush hour...
• Letter carriers, who normally must keep a wary eye out for nasty dogs, now also must avoid being set upon by packs of wild youngsters awaiting Michael Jackson tickets.
• Avoid reality at all costs!