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• George Carlinisms: ** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  ** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?...
• Darwin never drove in rush hour...
• A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
  ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?...
• Things To Ponder... ** Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
  ** If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?...
• Yeah, Aggies can be real touchy. Why just last week, I was swapping Aggie jokes with a friend at a bar.
  The guy sitting next to us seemed to get redder and redder after each one....
• A PLUMBER WAS CALLED TO FIX A PIPE. HE ARRIVED, BANGED ON THE PIPES FOR 15 MINUTES, AND SAID TO THE HOMEOWNER, WELL THAT'LL BE $
  35. THE HOMEOWNER SAID"THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!- WHY THAT'S $...
• cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
  .. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• Ponderables: ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  ** Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?...