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• Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  ** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  * If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. * Jesus is coming - everyone look busy....
• More One Liners * If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  * For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain....
• A young man returned from a dance at a coastal resort.
  He was sporting a huge black eye. When asked if he had run into a door, he replied he had been struck by the beauty of the place....
• Guided by the beauty of our weapons..
• The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
• Know why they're roach clips,POT holder was already taken!