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• Good for aracniphobics (check the spelling on that one.
  ) Get approximately 20 pieces of 1 metre or yard long white string....
• Parking in the driveway after their first date, Steve leaned over and gave Wendy a wet, passionate kiss.
  When she responded warmly, he unzipped his fly and pulled her hand to his wang....
• If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly
• I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.
• Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone. 
• LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS: ** An application was for employment ** A program was a TV show ** A cursor used profanity ** A keyboard was a piano!
  ** Memory was something that you lost with age ** A CD was a bank account!...
• Discretion weaves a tangled web.
• My primary instructor always told me that I fly like that famous Chinese pilot, Wan Wing Lo.