LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS:
** An application was for employment
** A program was a TV show
** A cursor used profanity
** A keyboard was a piano!
** Memory was something that you lost with age
** A CD was a bank account!
** And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!
** Compress was something you did to garbage, Not something you did to a
file
** If you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while!
** Log on was adding wood to a fire
** Hard drive was a long trip on the road
** A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
** And a backup happened to your commode!
** Cut - you did with a pocket knife
** Paste - you did with glue
** A web was a spider's home
** And a virus was the flu!
** An application was for employment
** A program was a TV show
** A cursor used profanity
** A keyboard was a piano!
** Memory was something that you lost with age
** A CD was a bank account!
** And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!
** Compress was something you did to garbage, Not something you did to a
file
** If you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while!
** Log on was adding wood to a fire
** Hard drive was a long trip on the road
** A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
** And a backup happened to your commode!
** Cut - you did with a pocket knife
** Paste - you did with glue
** A web was a spider's home
** And a virus was the flu!
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from a science fiction show of note
a window was something you hated to clean.
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A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show of note
a window was something you hated to clean.
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BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
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If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
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1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to
"Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the
"Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that... - Computer Dictionary
386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of
buying a PC.
Until Intel ramps up the 686. 640K: The salary the... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christmas,
it goes without saying that you will be the one to... - YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN UPGRADE...
when Microsoft tech support picks up the phone before
Windows 95 finishes booting
when you call tech support and they say your version of software
has been obsolete for 5 years
when that bright idea you had of pounding a 3-1/4" disk thin so
it'll fit in the 5-1/4" slot didn't quite work
when the bad blocks on your disk outnumber the good ones
if your PC is big enough to use as an end table
if it's so old that you can't even find a nonprofit organization
that will take it as a donation
when you can no longer find those special metallic cassette tapes
when everyone's raving about hooking their computers up to the
television and you'd never used any other kind of monitor
hey,
I'm NOT upgrading my VIC 20, OK?!!! when your... - When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college
there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine,
she was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant...
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2 monograms = 1 diagram
1 million
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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
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