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• Parental Discretion is advised.
• The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exi
• Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
• The Happily Addicted to the Web Song (sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland) Doorbell ring
  I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web....
• Politically Correct Season's Greeting: Please accept with no obligatio
  implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ....
• The Internet... My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
  I noticed their Disney password was "GoofyMickeyMinniePluto" and so I asked why it was so long....
• Good for aracniphobics (check the spelling on that one.
  ) Get approximately 20 pieces of 1 metre or yard long white string....
• Commandments of Helicopter Flying. 1. He who inspecteth not his aircraft giveth his angels cause to concern him.
  2. Hallowed is thy airflow across thy disc restoring thine Translational Lift....
• A New Years Wish? Please accept with no obligation implied
  my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion or secular traditions of all....