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• I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.
• Q: What looks like, smells like and tastes like banana's, but isn't banana's? A: Monkey puke.
• Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
• My primary instructor always told me that I fly like that famous Chinese pilot, Wan Wing Lo.
• Q: How many Northwest pilots does it take to fly a DC-9?
  >A: Two, and a fifth Hmm. Sounds like an offshoot of Exxon tanker jokes to me....
• HE: Jeez, this coffee tastes like mud! SHE: That's funny, it was ground this morning.
• Ringwraiths are fly-by-nigh
• Vultures fly with carrion luggage.
• It looks just like a Telefunken U-47.