If It Looks Like A Fly & Tastes Like A Fly
If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly --
I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.
Q: What looks like, smells like and tastes like banana's, but isn't banana's? A: Monkey puke.
Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
My primary instructor always told me that I fly like that famous Chinese pilot, Wan Wing Lo.
Q: How many Northwest pilots does it take to fly a DC-9?
>A: Two, and a fifth Hmm. Sounds like an offshoot of Exxon tanker jokes to me....
HE: Jeez, this coffee tastes like mud! SHE: That's funny, it was ground this morning.
Ringwraiths are fly-by-nigh
Vultures fly with carrion luggage.
It looks just like a Telefunken U-47.