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• I was flying through the sky the other day with some blades of grass when I came across this rather interesting publication wearing a housecoat .
  .. A CHILD'S STORY It was a warm summer's evening and little Timmy Tittlemonger, the scampering water-rat, was digging a hole to bury a dead wasp he'd recently killed with an old cup handle....
• Scene: Student and instructor are on a dual, night cross country.
  Instructor: Turns down the panel lights, "OK, you've just lost your lights, what are you going to do?...
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Chinese restaurant called 'Hung Far Lo'.
• A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
  The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze....
• Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
  Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• 2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane.
  He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain....