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• quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
  "I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
• Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
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• Ah-Ha! Caught you stealing my taglines again!