My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
- A floppy disk is an immature hard disk.
- I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
- Ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper...
- Ouch! ... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper ...
- My yards a mess but my hard disk's the best!!
- Blame it on the computer -- lost homework!
When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...
- Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
- Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
- I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk