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• A man and his wife had gotten into the habit of referring to making love as "doing the laundry" so their kid's wouldn't know what was up.
  One day the man came home from work and said to his wife, "Honey, let's do some laundry....
• Not now, I have a headache!
• Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
  ** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
• Two ex-World War II American Generals were sat in a hotel bar, late at night, reminiscing over the old days.
  The first used to be in the Army, while the second spent his active service in the Navy....
• Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
  I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....
• I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS
• I used to have peace of mind, now,I have kids.
• I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm)
• It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.