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• Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
• Never look a GIF. horse in the mouth.
• CLICHE AMMENDMENTS....... CLICHE AMMENDMENTS......
  . Part ONE by T & B -selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon....
• I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you.
  ..wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!...
• A cowboy rides into town and decides to pull his horse up to the local saloon to have a few drinks.
  The bartender sees him through the window as the cowboy gets off his horse (that's not the joke)....
• WHO'S KEEPING COUNT? A young Amish man had just married his lovely bride.
  As a gift, he was given a horse and buggy. The couple rode off happily until a passing car spooked the horse....
• A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
• Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers...
• Monotheism is a gift from the gods.