My Ex Wife's Other Car Is A BROOM
My ex wife's other car is a BROOM
My wife's other car is a broom!!
My ex-wife was so ugly that after we got divorced, she got a job in prison curing sex offenders.
My other car is a fire engine ...
Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade...
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
I was driving through North Wales one day last summer, when I had the misfortune to run out of petrol right out in the sticks.
It was about 5 miles to the nearest house, but when I got there the farmer who lived in it was very hospitable and offered to drive me back to my car with a can of petrol, as long as I stayed to have a bite to eat first....
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of the accidents in the fewest words.
These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining....
The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1977, are actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.
Such instances of faulty writ- ing serve to confirm that incompetency can be highly entertaining ....