Help,,,my (S)ex Drive Just Crashed!!!
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
HELP! My hard drive is being usurped by .QWK's!
If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
My ex wife's other car is a BROOM
A Floral Apology... A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife.
As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses....
HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks....
HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!
Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Help! Save my walrus!