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• I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
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  One day, after many years, they finally manage to get together for a Saturday game....
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  Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
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  It was about 5 miles to the nearest house, but when I got there the farmer who lived in it was very hospitable and offered to drive me back to my car with a can of petrol, as long as I stayed to have a bite to eat first....
• My ex wife's other car is a BROOM
• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  * If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. * Jesus is coming - everyone look busy....