Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY??
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"I see," said the doctor.
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Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet
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eating quietly for awhile when Jeff's mom looked up and said,
"You know, Jeff, I don't really like your friends."... - I Like 'em Dead
I was just 13 when my mommy caught me
French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said... - Rules that guys wished girls knew
** If you think you're fat,
you probably are. Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the... - A Letter from your mama...
Dear Son:
I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your... - Random thoughts...
** Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you
anyway.
** I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they...
