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• If Computer Error Messages Were Writen in Haiku... Three things are certai
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• Press Release From Sony: Tokyo, Japan, March 31st - Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio.
  Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows and DOS systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been-until now-an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony....