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• Drive A: not ready. Formatting C: while waiting.
• Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000
  1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue....
• ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
  Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....
• How To Install Software: 1. Examine the software packaging until you find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system you need to run the software.
  It should look something like this: SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS 2386 PROCESSOR OR HIGHER 628....
• Computer Problems??? Take heart, anyone among you who believes you are technologically challenged, you "ain't seen nuthin'" ye
  ** Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is....
• PC Messages A somewhat improved Glossary of Your PC's Messages By Kevin Pease It say
  Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving....
• Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into your computer keyboard.
  Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know you like it because you are smiling....