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• Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer --------------------------------------------- When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M
  3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures....
• Abandon all hope, ye who press Enter....
• Message too long for screen - Press Ente
• Insert New Disk for Drive C: Press ENTER when ready.
• Open mouth. Insert foot. Press ENTER when ready.
• ...and then on other days it just rains.
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• Overheard in a student computer lab: Client (raising hand and waving frantically)
  The computer says 'Enter your name and press RETURN....