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• God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
• You made it to heaven and God sneezes, what do you say.
  Or. You made it to hell and you are angry because the guy next to dropped a hot coal on you foot....
• BATHROOM HUMOR (Deep thoughts written on bathroom walls) The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
• Ultimately, nothing is man-made.
• In God we trust you pay in gold.
• Q: What did God say when he made his second black man. A: "Oops, burned another one.
• You know God wouldn't have made women smell like fish.
  .. ...if he hadn't made cum look like tartar sauce....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
  As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....