Man Made Booze. God Made Grass. Who Do You Trust?
Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
You made it to heaven and God sneezes, what do you say.
Or. You made it to hell and you are angry because the guy next to dropped a hot coal on you foot....
BATHROOM HUMOR (Deep thoughts written on bathroom walls) The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
Ultimately, nothing is man-made.
In God we trust you pay in gold.
Q: What did God say when he made his second black man. A: "Oops, burned another one.
You know God wouldn't have made women smell like fish.
.. ...if he hadn't made cum look like tartar sauce....
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....