You Made It To Heaven And God Sneezes, What Do You Say.
You made it to heaven and God sneezes, what do you say.
You made it to hell and you are angry because the guy next to dropped a
hot coal on you foot. Where do you tell him to go?
You go to heaven....God sneezes... What do you say?
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
There men died and went to hell. Satan met them at the gates and said, "All three of you weren't bad enough to go straight to Hell, so you get another chance.
If you can tell me something I can't do you can go to Heaven....
Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
One day Adam was in the Garden of Eden when God came over to him and said, "I made something for you.
What I made for you will do anything you say, fix your meals and give you indescribable pleasure....