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• Let me apologize for not making that joke rot13. It should have been, but I goofed up, as sometimes happens, even to pfrect guys like me.
  Rest assured that I'm not unaware of the Holocaust....
• Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
  .. Where do you take your dog if it loses its tail....
• What are three words you dread the most while making love?" "Honey, I'm home.&quo
• Q: What are the four words you don't want to hear while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home!
• Q: What are the three worst words that you can hear while making love? A: Honey, I'm home!
• Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?" A: "Honey, I'm home.
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.
  After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier....
• Message re-edited while stoned.