The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as
you get older.
After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and
bumpier. Angela Martin, age 11
Never blow in a cat's ear because if you do, usually after three or four
times, they will bite your lips! And they don't let go for at least a
minute. Lisa Coburn, age 9
Don't think life is easy, because when you get older it is hard work. I used
to think life was easy, now I have to do the dishes every other day. Nick
Coleman, age 9
Take risks. I mean, if you like this person and you don't know if they like
you, ask them out and see what happens. I liked this girl and I asked her
out. She said no and she hates me now, but I took that risk. Bruce Wagner,
age 13
A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist. But the
optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun. Megan, age 14
When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with
atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with
explosions. When people run around and around in circles we say they are
crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. Rainbows are just to
look at, not to really understand. Someday we may discover how to make
magnets that can point in any direction. A vibration is a motion that cannot
make up its mind which way it wants to go. Many dead animals in the past
changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil. Genetics explain why
you look like your father and if you don't why you should. Vacuums are
nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there. Some
oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes
it's brother against brother.
you get older.
After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and
bumpier. Angela Martin, age 11
Never blow in a cat's ear because if you do, usually after three or four
times, they will bite your lips! And they don't let go for at least a
minute. Lisa Coburn, age 9
Don't think life is easy, because when you get older it is hard work. I used
to think life was easy, now I have to do the dishes every other day. Nick
Coleman, age 9
Take risks. I mean, if you like this person and you don't know if they like
you, ask them out and see what happens. I liked this girl and I asked her
out. She said no and she hates me now, but I took that risk. Bruce Wagner,
age 13
A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist. But the
optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun. Megan, age 14
When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with
atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with
explosions. When people run around and around in circles we say they are
crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. Rainbows are just to
look at, not to really understand. Someday we may discover how to make
magnets that can point in any direction. A vibration is a motion that cannot
make up its mind which way it wants to go. Many dead animals in the past
changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil. Genetics explain why
you look like your father and if you don't why you should. Vacuums are
nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there. Some
oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes
it's brother against brother.
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