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If you don't want it to - it CAN happen.
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Where anything can happen, but usually doesn't.
Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.
Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall.
Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want....
written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.