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• (written high upon the wall above a urinal) Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
• In a similar vein, I saw these in my college in India
  1. A line drawn 20 feet above ground level and the legend, "If you can piss this high, join the fire brigade!...
• (written above a urinal) Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?
• Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall.
  Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want....
• BATHROOM HUMOR (Deep thoughts written on bathroom walls) The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Found written on a restroom wall once: Life sucks, but then again so does you girlfriend!
• A Blonde, A Brunette and A Red-Head There were women waiting to be executed.
  A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde. It was an old-fashioned execution....
• The USENET Guide to Power Posting 1. Conspiracies abound
  If everyone's against you, the reason can't *possibly* be that you're a fuckhead....