Related:

• If you don't want it to - it CAN happen.
• Case: The Novice. The guy who's taken up a new hobby, killing.
  The one listening to all the stories, asking what's best for killing the big bucks (and buck's)....
• Lesbianism: Sh*t can happen lickity slit.
• 18 UNNATURAL LAWS 1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN Clenliness is next to impossible.
  2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it doesn' matter, since nobody listens....
• Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
  Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
• If anything can go wrong, it will.
• Tips on love. (All questions were answered by kids age 5 to 10) WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
  "Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom....
• I can resist anything but temptation.