If it has TITS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
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You're gonna have... - If it has CHIPS or TIRES,
you gonna have trouble with it... - If it has tits or tires,
you'll have trouble with it... - Seen on the back of a truck:
If it's got tits or wheels,
sooner or later it'll give you trouble... - The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the
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if you can remember that long ago!) Unfortunately... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - Q: What's the difference between blacks and snow tires?
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"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't... - What do you call an African-American woman's tits?
Jigaboobs...
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after its... - Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy:
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